[Day 5] Pan no Mimi

Posted on June 20th, 2007 in Kyoto, Food, Japan 2007, Travel, Travel in Japan, Anime, Food in Japan, Geekery, Japan

Some background:
Yakitate!! Japan English manga
Yakitate!! Japan is a Japanese manga and anime which is basically all about baking bread. The title means “Freshly Baked!! Japan” which is also a pun, because “pan” is the Japanese word for bread. Sounds like an odd subject for a series but it is honestly one of my favourites.

It’s about a boy named Kazuma Azuma who wants to create a bread that is uniquely Japanese, much like there is German bread (doitsu-pan), French Bread (furansu-pan) and Italian bread (itaria-pan) - hence the name Ja-pan.

The series is above all funny but it may be better appreciated by those who have watched plenty of anime before, and know the conventions and clichés. A lot of the jokes are parodies of other anime/manga or their genres.

Still, it could be interesting for non-otaku too. The manga actually had recipes of the breads featured in the series, as well as general baking tips. The manga-ka Takashi Hashiguchi hired a bread artisan consultant while writing the series. That consultant’s name is Kouichi Uchimura. He created a lot of the bread that appeared in the series and is apparently really trying to create a uniquely Japanese bread (I personally thought that they had plenty, but anyway). Uchimura has a bakery here in Kyoto called Pan no Mimi (which translates into ‘bread ends’, or ‘bread crusts’) and that’s where I went today!

Pan no Mimi Shop Sign To get to Pan no Mimi, you need to get on the JR San-In or Sagano Line (Platforms 32 and 33 at JR Kyoto Station at time of writing) and get off two stations later at Nijo Station. Yes, that’s Nijo, like Nijo-jo, or Nijo Castle. The castle is a block away from the station. When you get out of the station (take the east exit, there should be signs pointing to Nijo Castle) and you get to the main road, take a left and walk for a while. You’ll pass two major intersections and about four traffic lights in total. Pan no Mimi will be on this street you’re walking down, on your left. There are only signs in Japanese.

Pan no Mimi Shopfront The first thing I thought when I found the place was “Yay! I found it!” because it really was a hike from Nijo Station and I thought I may have missed it. The second thing I thought was “….it’s so tiny”. And it really is. There is barely room for two customers to move around. There is a small display with some Yakitate!! Japan manga and posters explaining how Uchimura was involved, plus a few manga scans and what seems to be a thank you card from the Yakitate!! team to Uchimura.

But that was all that showed that this was anything more than a tiny, local bakery servicing the residents in the less-touristy part of Kyoto. In keeping with its name, Pan no Mimi was in fact selling bags of bread ends and bread crusts on one table….for what I’m not sure. It just looked like duck and koi food to me.

In every Japanese bakery you walk into, you’ll find a pile of trays and tongs at the door so you can serve yourself. Go around the display and place what you want to buy on your tray, then take everything to the counter where it will be bagged by the assistant and totalled.

I decided to go for two very Yakitate!! breads: melon bread (meron-pan) and a French baguette (furansu-pan). Coupled with a bottle of lemon ice tea, the whole thing was less than $6.

Meron Pan (Melon Bread) If I remember correctly, in the anime, the melon bread that Kazuma made was rather ugly and sickly looking, but then it tasted fantastic. It was the same with Pan no Mimi’s melon bread. It didn’t look anything like the carefully sculptured and identical looking breads that you get from the local combini - but, oh man, when you tasted it……yumyumyum. There was only a hint of melon flavour - it was mainly just a sugar hit, complete with slightly caramelised bits on the edges.

Furansu Pan (French Bread) The baguette was slightly sticky and chewy on the inside while being very crusty on the outside - again, just like they said it was in Yakitate!! - and it was also damn tasty. In fact, it was so good that I had eaten most of it before I remembered to take a photo, heh.

I didn’t have extreme and comic reactions to the breads’ taste like the characters in the series, but I did like it enough to decide to go back tomorrow - despite the hike to get there.

Pan no Mimi is quite unique among Japanese bakeries. There’s great bakeries here, no doubt. The Andersen under Kyoto Station makes an excellent Polish-style rye, even if they call it “brot” (ie: German bread). But they still seem very…Japanese and like Yakitate!! says, the Japanese aren’t known for bread. Uchimura must’ve trained in Europe or somewhere, because his bread is the most continental of the breads I’ve tasted in Japan, while still being unique and still Japanese. He sells those 3cm-thick-6-slice-loafs too. Those loaves are generally the worst kind of bread you can find anywhere. I think Uchimura’s may be good though. They’re slightly burnt around the edges, I noticed, heh. I wonder if they’re made with wasabi like in the anime?

Pause for Recognition

Posted on June 20th, 2007 in Food, Japan 2007, Kyoto, Travel, Rants, Food in Japan, Japan

I feel I should take a moment to talk about the staff at the McDonalds near Kyoto Station on Karasuma-dori and how they go above and beyond in service.

Firstly, they speak English. Not a big deal for me because I’ve ordered Maccas in Japanese dozens of times, but the kids could probably get better jobs with their English skills and yet they’re here at McDonalds serving hungry tourists at minimum wage.

Secondly, they insisted on carrying my tray to the table. Not a common activity in a McDonalds, unless there’s some part of the order that isn’t ready. But this didn’t apply here. The guy still insisted that he carry my tray for me and then asked to make sure I had everything I wanted, including an ashtray.

After it was all done, they then insisted on taking the tray away again instead of letting me empty it in the bin. This might have been because they weren’t sure that the baka gaijin would know about emptying the ice into a separate bin (which I did) but the other signs of service seem to say that they were just trying to be ultra helpful.

And lastly, after I left and was making my way back to the hostel, I was halfway down the street when I heard running footsteps behind me and one of the staff, out of breath, said “Excuse me, you left this” and handed me my JR Pass which must have fallen out of my bag.

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Thank gods she ran after me! If she hadn’t returned it then I would have had another disaster on my hands. Close call!

So the staff at Karasuma-dori McDonalds get a Chidade Tick Of Approval™ for service above and beyond the call of minimum wage.

…yes, this is a ridiculous post, but hey, that JR pass was $600! It was a huge relief!

[Day 4] Gods bless free wireless internet…

Posted on June 19th, 2007 in Gaming, Music, Japan 2007, Travel, Travel in Japan, Food in Japan, Geekery, Japan

As awesome as K’s House is, I’ll always have a soft spot now for Gojo Guest House, since they provide free wireless internet. I’m only here for the night since K’s House is full. I’ll be back at K’s tomorrow (my luggage is still there) but I may come back to Gojo for one last night before I head to Tokyo. It’s cheaper than Tokyo - AND….it has wireless internet :D

Gojo is more traditional than K’s House. The dorm is a 12-mat room with sliding doors which sleeps 6 people on futons. I had hoped to avoid futons on this trip. Futon is Japanese for concrete >.< But it’s amazing what high speed wireless internet will do to your tolerance levels. Gojo is the same price as K’s House and it’s within walking distance of more attractions - notably Kiyomizu Temple and Gion. K’s House, on the other hand, is only really close to Sanjusangendo. On the plus side it’s walking distance to Kyoto Station. Gojo, unlike K’s, will serve you breakfast and dinner for an extra charge, but the centre of Kyoto is only about 30 minutes walk away so there seems little point.

So who wins out of K’s and Gojo? Well, I prefer modern to traditional, unless it’s going to be a high-end ryokan so for now K’s House is in the lead.

Today was spent in Osaka - specifically DenDen Town, which is basically Osaka’s answer to Akihabara. It’s smaller (only about 500m worth of street) and not as great as Akiba in the anime stakes, but I still managed to spend a fair chunk there.

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Phoenix Wright 2 for the DS (that can be played in either Japanese or English), a few figurines (Rurouni Kenshin and Sanji from One Piece) and a plastic fish.

Look, I was asked to bring random Japanese weirdness home as a present. I think a plastic fish from a capsule machine falls under that category don’t you?

Am having trouble trying to find volume 2 of the Ragnarok Online Trading Figures. Damn those things were limited edition! I can’t even find Volume 3. Plenty of Volume 1 still around though. Will there ever be a Volume 4, I wonder?

Also discovered second-hand CD shops, so now I’ll have plenty of new material for the radio show next semester. Cheap, too!

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Today I also got reacquainted with a great Japanese food chain today: Pepper Lunch! You get beef on a hot plate to cook yourself, usually with a side of vegetables and rice.Full meal including drink for under ¥1000. Awesome. There was one outside my eikaiwa back in Yokohama. Ah, the good old days.

Speaking of the good old days….I feel like I’m at home. It didn’t take long to get readjusted. Been away from Japan for just under a year and now that I’m back, I have to keep reminding myself that I’m just a tourist, and that all my possessions are in that backpack, not in an overpriced apartment in suburban Yokohama. You are a tourist here, Chidade. Don’t forget it. I know that you know about things like how to sort your rubbish for recycling but that doesn’t make you a local!

Man, I’ve missed this place.

Big party on Saturday night with old students and co-workers. Can’t wait. Very excited. It’s being hosted by T & M who are the coolest 40-year-olds I know. After all, they told me to bring my Wii remote from Australia with my Mii loaded so I can join in on the drunken Wii shenanigans after the izakaya, hehehehe.

Feet aching. Must wear better shoes tomorrow. Must figure out what the hell I’m going to do tomorrow too. Maybe I’ll relax and spend the day sorting out my new schedule and budget. Ooh, and I guess I’ll visit Pan no Mimi! Done.

‘K, oyasumi, then.

Unchi! Oishii!

Posted on December 22nd, 2006 in Videos, Books, Intarweb, Food in Japan, Japan

For some reason, the Japanese have a thing about poo. Called unchi, you’ll find the Mr-Whippy-Icecream shape on all sorts of things, in an attractive brown and occassionally with little wafty lines drawn above it.

My onee-chan will alway giggle girlishly when she sees some whipped cream or something shaped like unchi. The connotations with poop just aren’t as prevalent here so there’s been at least three occassions in the last two months where she started laughing hard and took photos to put on her mixi to show her friends back home the unchi us strange Australians eat.

But then, today on Lisa Katayama’s blog, I saw a photo which took me back to my eikaiwa teaching days in Yokohama. A student had been living in Osaka for a while and came home to visit, bearing gifts. For us teachers, he presented a box full of Unchi-kun Gumi, which probably translates best into “Mr. Gummy Poop” - a gummy cola-flavoured lolly.

Photo from the Unko Blog http://alchem.exblog.jp/
Photo from the Unko Blog http://alchem.exblog.jp/
Aha! Australians weren’t the weird ones eating unchi-shape things! The Japanese were the weird ones eating unchi-shaped things! Advertised unchi-shaped things!The box of candy was probably finished by the staff in less than a week. There were plenty of gags and attempts to gross out the Japanese staff with practical jokes. The lollies themselves were fairly edible. Kinda more-ish. It was a challenge to try and peel them out in one piece though. Generally you had to mangle the plastic mould with your teeth to get a mouthful. Well…half a mouthful.After the box was emptied, there was a huge amount of discarded packaging. What a waste. Reminded me of this clip from Futurama:

Everyone Poops book coverAnd on a side note: I love the Internet. Doing a search for unchi turned up this completely useless factoid: there’s a children’s book called Minna Unchi, or, Everyone Poops. Good grief. I’m not sure that I believe that the author’s name was really Taro Gomi. It’s kinda like saying his name was “John Poopies”. Only in Japan.

UPDATE: I’ve been told by my nee-san that Taro Gomi is a perfectly feasible name to have. Just a rather unfortunate one.

Another Weird Japan Story

Posted on December 20th, 2005 in Food in Japan, Life in Japan, Japan

Today, after trying unsuccessfully to buy stuff in Nakano, the Jump Shop and Akihabara, I decided to treat myself a first class ride on the way home. It’s a costly way to get a guaranteed seat but I’d had enough and I wanted a reclining seat that was facing forward, not side on, where I often feel sick.

The last time I’d ridden Green Car, it was more or less empty (price tag too hefty?) so I had an empty seat next to me and I was expecting the same again today. But instead, it was that awkward situation where one of each of the double seats were taken, so I had to choose one person to sit next to. Salarymen with newspapers spread out everywhere wasn’t appealing, so I settled for this tiny woman who only took up half of her own seat and was turned towards the window, refusing to look away.

She was sighing a bit and at first I thought “Fuck you, bitch! There’s two seats here for a reason!” but after a while I realised she was heaving more than sighing, her eyes were closed and she was holding a plastic bag to her mouth.

Ah, so she’s sick. Well, at least she has her sick bag.

The train trip wore on. Yokohama is a 50km from Tokyo, you know. The woman looked pretty sick and I felt pretty bad for her.

*splutter* *gak* Aah, there she goes. Yummy.

No mess anywhere. She was well prepared with tissues and a plastic bag with (thankfully) no holes. There wasn’t even a smell. But there was the sound. Yummy.

She kept going too, there must’ve been a good litre of vomit in that bag. I started moving the bits and pieces from my plastic bag (ok, so I bought some stuff) into my Yodobashi Camera paper bag (ok, so I bought a Sanyo Xacti C6) and gave her the plastic bag in case she needed another.

“Aah, sumimasen, sumimasen, sumimasen“. She was pretty embarrassed.

The salarymen around us were glaring at her like she was some dumb bitch with a hangover, but I think she was genuinely ill. It was about 8pm and she was well prepared for someone who was feeling seedy.

I think she felt better once she had finished though. She dug around in her bag and handed me a jar of strawberry jam, gabbling something in Japanese. At first I thought it was the reason why she was sick, food poisoning or something, but then I realised it was a gift.

Thanking me for a plastic bag? She didn’t even need it! Maybe she just felt bad that I had to sit next to her on the train, listening to her be sick.

Anyway, the rest of the trip was silent, til I got off at Yokohama, telling her “Genki da ne?” - Take care, ok?

Damn, this jam must’ve been expensive. You can see the chunks of strawberry! The crappy puree stuff that we bought cost ¥740! This must’ve been over the ¥1000 mark…

Sugoi.