Squeeeeeeeeee!!

Posted on March 2nd, 2008 in YouTube, Music

The latest release from the pillows is out! Tokyo Bambi. Had a listen, and very quickly went “squeee!” when I heard horns kick in! HORNS! TRUMPET~!!

I just got myself a trumpet for Christmas so I’m even more psyched now that I have a pillows song to learn!

Video is highly amusing. Henceforth, drums should always be played in a a bathtub. And Sawao does an awesome impersonation of a drunken sarariman at karaoke, ehehehehe!

But you know what was most squee-worthy about this entire track? That man playing trumpet with the cardboard box over his head on the television? Yeah! That’s the guest horn player!

Which guest horn player, I hear you cry?

None other than Nargo of Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra!

Skapara and the pillows, together at last!

So….happy!

Oi! Cat Empire! You got some catching up to do!

And to think that Maths was my worst subject…

Posted on November 15th, 2007 in Life, Studies, Radio, Gigs, Intarweb, Geekery, Music, Rants

In the spirit of xkcd, I have constructed a graph:

I <3 Sawao Yamanaka

I’m supposed to be studying today. But I couldn’t get into it. My brain kept pulling cruel tricks on me. So in the end I started doing procrastination cleaning. And to accompany my cleaning? Some music! I should turn on my stereo every so often, after all. Ooh! And look! I have shelves full of CDs! Why don’t I put one on?

Hmm, the pillows! Bloody hell, when was the last time I listened to them?

I’ve been living on a musical diet of Triple J and whatever I can hear from my housemate’s bedroom lately. I haven’t had iTunes on in a while and even then I’ve kept it to the whole playlist, rather than the Japanese or pillows-specific playlists. Kyo-kun hasn’t even been charged in the last ….three months, maybe?

As soon as the CD started playing though, I instantly felt happier. Cleaning and sorting the laundry was fun, I had something nice to eat and I could settle down at my laptop to do a bit of study.

I probably haven’t been the easiest person to be around recently. If I’m not bitchy and hermit-y then I’m stressed and slightly hysterical. Apologies to my friends and family who have had to put up with me this semester. It hasn’t been an easy one. Nearly over though.

And now I know the real cause behind my bad moods! It all became so clear this afternoon, listening to My Foot…I haven’t been listening to enough pillows!

Hahaaahaaahahaha!! That must be it!!! All better now!!!

Probably will be better still when my exams are over and I get a decent grade for them, but for now the pillows is the panacea.

Meanwhile, the procrastination cleaning, then drawing up this graph and blogging about it means I’ve wasted three hours that I could’ve used studying.

But at least I feel better about it!

Damn you, Wikipedia! *shakes fist*

Posted on October 21st, 2007 in Intarweb, Rants

Wikipedia is simultaneously awesome, useful and a massive time waster. An example of how it ate up an hour of my time today:

Couldn’t remember the word “pre-emptive” so I Wikipedia’d “Attack on Pearl Harbour” which gave me the word I was trying to remember in the very first sentence.

Nice work Wikipedia.

However, that got me linking to “Pre-emptive attack”, then “International Law” then “Interpol” then “International Police” (because they’re two different organisations, apparently), then “Universal Postal Union”, “International Telecommunication Union”, “Norfolk Island”, “Zealandia” (which is a submerged continent I’d never heard of before), “Geneva”, “Islands of Australia” and then after that I started clicking the ‘Random Article’ link a few times.

Gah!

Worse than Facebook!

Holy crap on toast…

Posted on September 28th, 2007 in Politics, Intarweb, Gaming, Rants

Oh my gods

That’s……that’s John Howard…..Prime Minister of Australia…..holding….holding an XBOX 360 CONTROLLER?!

Buh…buh…buhh…*brain asplode*

Howard and Master Chief

So it seems like the “biggest entertainment launch ever” even infiltrated as far as Australian Federal Politics. What craziness. I only know about the existence of the Halo 3 launch because I’m a gamer that reads gaming news sites. My housemate had no clue about it and only had a vague idea that Master Chief was a character from a game since she reads a lot of webcomics that parody this kind of thing. I think that this “biggest entertainment launch EVAH!” claim may be a slight exaggeration.

For the record, we don’t own a 360, nor any version of Halo and probably never will. Chick gamer here. Bring on the RPGs, kthnxbai.

Having John Howard pose with a Microsoft franchise figure seems strangely fitting actually.

But more generally…he’s…holding a 360 controller…and CORRECTLY! And he seems to be smiling and enjoying himself gaming! GAMING! JOHN HOWARD GAMING!

Somebody hold me.

Found at Kotaku

NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.

Posted on May 11th, 2007 in Politics, Intarweb, Rants

I agree that the broadband internet speeds and uptake in Australia are unacceptable and that it is in sore need of an upgrade.

HOWEVER - what Kevin Rudd is proposing is already redundant technology and a waste of money.

In his Budget Reply speech tonight, he repeated his policy of rolling out a AUS$4.7 billion fibre optic cabling infrastructure which is meant to reach 98% of the population. It’ll be a fibre-to-the-node (FTTN) infrastructure with a minimum speed of 12Mbps, which Rudd loves to repeat is “40 times faster than most current speeds” (link).

Oh gods.

The fastest internet speed you can get in Australia right now is 24Mbps although that’s not in all areas (including suburban areas) and is generally only with a bundled contract plan. The fastest commonly available speed is 8Mbps. This is available in metropolitan areas and larger regional centres.

Keep in mind, that these speeds - which are already almost as fast and in some cases twice as fast as what Rudd is proposing - come on copper telephone wires, which are already established and reach 99.99% of the population.

And yet, Rudd is proposing a rollout of fibre-optic cable which doesn’t give speeds much faster than what exist already on copper wiring.

Now let’s look at another country’s internet options that I’m familiar with - Japan’s. I should point out that I live in suburban Melbourne - about 20km from the CBD - a place that doesn’t get access to 24Mbps internet, presumably because there aren’t a lot of businesses here. When I was living in Japan I was in a similar situation: suburban Yokohama, all residential and about 10km from the CBD and little business around.

In Japan, the fastest broadband available on copper wiring is 50Mbps. That’s twice the speed available in Australia. Admittedly, because of the suburban area I was living in and the distance between my apartment and the telephone exchange, the speed I got in practice was 27Mbps. But that’s still nearly 20x faster than the 1.5Mbps I get in my suburban Melbourne home.

I could also get fibre optic internet connection - the fastest speed available in Japan is 100Mbps. It’s also a fibre-to-the-home (FTTH) infrastructure as opposed to Rudd’s FTTN proposal.

FTTN is daft. We get fibre optic cabling to the telephone exchange and then copper wiring the rest of way? All that’ll make is a bottle neck. Or it creates a huge upfront cost to any subscriber who wants to connect fibre to the home by paying for the installation of fibre optic cable to the exchange.

One more thing about Japan’s broadband: there’s no such thing as a download limit. The 27Mbps I got in Yokohama was also cheaper than the 1.5Mbps I get in Melbourne. By about $30 a month, too.

The proposal that Rudd has come up with is already redundant. He wants to pay $4.7 billion for something that is already outstripped by our fastest copper-wire speeds. It’s an upgradeable fibre optic infrastructure, he says, but how quickly do you think that will happen? It’ll be up to the ISP and telecommunications companies to upgrade it in their areas only, like they’ve been upgrading exchanges to be DSLAM enabled. It’ll take years to get faster fibre optic speeds on those cables and it’ll depend on customer demand, of which I imagine there will be little because a) we have faster on copper and b) it’ll only be FTTN and not FTTH.

Never mind the fact that Rudd wants to use the Future Fund to partially pay for this project (which he shouldn’t), but to pay $4.7 billion for something that is already redundant technology is just despicable.

The stupid thing is that the Labor party already knows how good other countries have it. They’ve written examples down in their official policy document.

Singapore is investing $5 billion so that every home and business gets at least 100Mbps. Similar money, but Singapore is a much smaller country.

South Korea has paid $50 billion in subsidies to get its fibre optic network - internet uptake in South Korea is probably best in the world.

The United States government doesn’t seem to need to do any investing; the corporations are doing it on their own: $5 billion by SBC, $25 billion by Verizon. The US obviously has a larger population and market share though. About the same size geographically, however.

Italy: $10 billion to provide 100Mbps to two thirds of the country.

Germany comes close to Rudd’s proposal; $5 billion to provide FTTN to 50 German cities at 50Mbps…..

All these examples are in the ALP’s own policy document, then they trumpet how good their plan of 12Mbps FTTN is?

It’s not good enough.

First of all, it’s too slow. 12Mbps has already been overtaken by copper wiring in this country, so why pay to build something slower? It’s upgradeable? So what? Make it faster to begin with.

Secondly, it’s FTTN. It’s only fast to your telephone exchange, then it travels at the same old speeds to your home over copper wiring unless you pay to get your copper wiring upgraded or replaced with fibre.

The only admirable part of this policy is its attempt to reach 98% of the population, because we all know how Telstra and other telecommunications companies are loathe to supply the bush with services. This proposal will only be good for the bush though. The cities and regional centres may as well stick with copper wired ADSL.

Rudd either needs to spend more serious money (in the order of AUS$30 billion) to get 100Mbps FTTH infrastructure to 98% of the population, or scrap fibre optic altogether and work on upgrading the existing copper wiring network.

The ISPs have been investing their own money in telephone exchanges to get faster speeds to satisfy customer demand but leaving it in the hands of companies means places like the bush miss out.

If every telephone line was capable of getting 50Mbps directly to the home, much like Japan, that would go a long way to getting Australia back on par with international broadband standards. It would cost less because the infrastructure is already there; it just needs upgrading. Also, the copper wiring infrastructure already covers this huge continent and the cost of rolling out fibre over thousands and thousands of kilometres won’t be there.

If fibre of 100Mbps is required after that (and I’m sure plenty would want it), then that could be something that is done by the ISPs, much like they invested in DSLAMs. Or, if Rudd really wants to win brownie points, invest in fibre in the bush and leave the cities to the private sector.

Consumer demand will ensure that fibre gets here eventually, with or without government investment. But investing huge amounts of money on something that won’t really help that much is unacceptable. You’re not going to get my vote with this proposal, Rudd.

I met my love…

Posted on April 5th, 2007 in Radio, Intarweb, Music

3.31pm: Get excited and go “whee!” when Robbie Buck plays Cats, Rats and Pigeons by Jackson Jackson. Noticed with pleasant surprise that Harry falls into a bit of Pogues action when he sings refrains from Dirty Old Town.

3.35pm: Vow to buy Jackson Jackson album despite the fact that I’m meant to be saving for Japan.

3:36pm:
Get pissed off at Robbie Buck when he plays Missy fucking Higgins’ mainstream trash again. Switch to PBS.

3:37pm: Do a double take when the first words I hear on PBS are “dirty old town” being sung country and western style by Frank Black. Ok, Frank Black, awesomeness incarnated with the Pixies, etc etc. But a country style of Dirty Old Town? Actually, probably not as bizarre as Harry’s rendition.

3:41pm: Wonder idley whether Shane McGowan would be turning in his grave over these multiple and often bizarre remakes of his music.

3:43pm: Discover on Wikipedia that Shane McGowan isn’t actually dead yet. WTF? Biggest surprise of the last 15 minutes.

Rocks to the chest?!

Posted on March 7th, 2007 in Studies, Life, Intarweb, Anime

Note to self:

Paying attention in lectures is extremely difficult with wireless internet access and a guy in front of you watching Naruto on YouTube.

Sigh.

Unchi! Oishii!

Posted on December 22nd, 2006 in Videos, Books, Intarweb, Food in Japan, Japan

For some reason, the Japanese have a thing about poo. Called unchi, you’ll find the Mr-Whippy-Icecream shape on all sorts of things, in an attractive brown and occassionally with little wafty lines drawn above it.

My onee-chan will alway giggle girlishly when she sees some whipped cream or something shaped like unchi. The connotations with poop just aren’t as prevalent here so there’s been at least three occassions in the last two months where she started laughing hard and took photos to put on her mixi to show her friends back home the unchi us strange Australians eat.

But then, today on Lisa Katayama’s blog, I saw a photo which took me back to my eikaiwa teaching days in Yokohama. A student had been living in Osaka for a while and came home to visit, bearing gifts. For us teachers, he presented a box full of Unchi-kun Gumi, which probably translates best into “Mr. Gummy Poop” - a gummy cola-flavoured lolly.

Photo from the Unko Blog http://alchem.exblog.jp/
Photo from the Unko Blog http://alchem.exblog.jp/
Aha! Australians weren’t the weird ones eating unchi-shape things! The Japanese were the weird ones eating unchi-shaped things! Advertised unchi-shaped things!The box of candy was probably finished by the staff in less than a week. There were plenty of gags and attempts to gross out the Japanese staff with practical jokes. The lollies themselves were fairly edible. Kinda more-ish. It was a challenge to try and peel them out in one piece though. Generally you had to mangle the plastic mould with your teeth to get a mouthful. Well…half a mouthful.After the box was emptied, there was a huge amount of discarded packaging. What a waste. Reminded me of this clip from Futurama:

Everyone Poops book coverAnd on a side note: I love the Internet. Doing a search for unchi turned up this completely useless factoid: there’s a children’s book called Minna Unchi, or, Everyone Poops. Good grief. I’m not sure that I believe that the author’s name was really Taro Gomi. It’s kinda like saying his name was “John Poopies”. Only in Japan.

UPDATE: I’ve been told by my nee-san that Taro Gomi is a perfectly feasible name to have. Just a rather unfortunate one.

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