And Colon and Semicolon Too!
Losses incurred as a result of handbag theft:
- Between $70 and $100 cash gone
- Orange Motorola V3x gone, worth $400 odd
- Drivers licence, credit card, bank card, Medicare card, private health insurance card, RACV card, concession card, frequent kebab buyer card…gone
- House keys, car keys and PO Box keys gone
- Locksmith required to change locks on the house now that the fucker has my address and house key - $120 gone
- Change for car locking system needed now that the fucker has my address and car key - amount as yet undetermined but knowing ripoff merchant car dealers - $Fuckton gone
- Now that the fucker has my address and will shortly realise that the credit cards and phone he stole were deactivated within 15 minutes of him getting them - feeling of safety in own home gone
- My Astroboy bag from Kyoto, my Akihabara train station sign keyring, my Maes Hughes and Gaara phone stickers, my Neko Basu dangly and MY BUSTER KEYCHAIN! THE FUCKER TOOK BUSTER! HE GOT MY KEYCHAIN! I GOT HIM AT THE PILLOWS GIG! GIVE ME BACK BUSTER YOU FUCKER, I’LL KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU AND EAT ALL YOUR PETS!!!~1`!1`! - gone.
I’m going to sulk in my room with my Nintendo DS for the next few months. Don’t bother me, kthnxbai.